Yesterday I read a very amusing tweet about
“Kitchen Trash Jenga”. You know, when you take turns piling trash on top of an already overflowing trash can until one person’s contribution causes everything above the rim to tumble out. Clearly I think whoever causes this should be considered the “loser” and therefore have to remove the bag from the can (‘cause you know it’s wedged in there tight as a vise), and take it out. Plus a penalty to be assessed next round if they don’t replace the bag. (Am I wrong to assume that replacing the bag is actually part of “taking out the trash?”?) We totally do this at our house. We could probably have Olympic qualifiers for this. This got me thinking of some of the other household “sporting” events we have at our house.
Such as, the
“Dryer Tumble". This is similar to musical chairs. The object is to continually turn on the dryer and tumble whatever is in it, because if it’s tumbling, well of course you can’t take it out and fold it, it’s still tumbling! If you need something that’s in there, you can stop it and remove it, but if you forget to start the dryer back, you lose. And as the loser you should accept your punishment and fold the clothes that have been on an infinite tumble setting for the last week. There’s actually another way to lose at this. If in fact you find yourself in need of washing a load of clothes and there are already clothes in the dryer when you switch the load over, well, suck it up and take them out and fold them. Technically you could just throw them on top of the dryer and then put your wet clothes in, or even put the wet clothes in with the already dry clothes, but that would be cheating. Not that anyone at our house has ever done either. *cough* *cough*
Then there’s the
“Keep Away” game. We play this a lot with the renegade dryer sheets that always seem to end up on the floor somewhere besides the laundry room. But it could be anything, really. A sock. A coin. Anything that has fallen on the floor. This one is simple, all you do is refrain from making eye contact with the object and pass it several times a day acting as if you don’t even see it. If you can hold out long enough, someone else will eventually crack and pick the object up. And you win.
Next up is
“Empty The Basket". It’s contingent on the fact someone has lost the dryer tumble and actually folded the clothes in the dryer and put them in a laundry basket. The next logical step would be to put them away right?
Ah contraire! If you just leave the laundry basket full of clean clothes sitting around, eventually you can wear all of the clothes in it, effectively negating the need to put them away. Granted this sometimes takes a while, and if one of you end up needing the occupied basket before it’s empty, that person is the loser and must put the remaining clothes away.
And finally, my personal favorite the
“Light Bulb Shell Game”. You know how the shell game is about shuffling and relocation? The same principal applies when replacing a light bulb in the house. Why go get a fresh, new light bulb when you can simply find an existing bulb that you might not need as critically and just move it? Ceiling fan fixtures are a very good source for this as they always have several bulbs in the fixtures. Who needs all 4 of those bulbs to see anyway? Chandeliers styled light fixtures are a little tricky because you can’t always find a place for those “flame shaped” bulbs. Bathroom track lighting is a good place to look too. I mean do you really need the vanity in your bathroom lit up like a dressing room backstage on Broadway? Of course not, two or three bulbs will do ya’. Eventually you will be down to the very last functioning bulb in the house, and if you’re the lucky person who is trying to find one when it happens, you lose. And you have to actually purchase a box of light bulbs.
I’m sure if I really sat down and thought about it, there are so many more quirky little games we play in the general operation of our household. These are just a few that came to me off the top of my head. And if you saw even a little bit of your household in them, I hope it made you smile!